Chris Rock: 1. Eddie Murphy: 0
6 08 2007 
FINALLY! Chris Rock makes us niggas look good (ahem, take notes Eddie). He DIDN’T father a child this week. DNA is mantra for fathering children.
SAVANNAH, Ga. - A lawyer for Chris Rock said Monday that a court-ordered DNA test proved Rock is not the father of a 13-year-old boy whose mother tried to sue the comedian for support earlier this year.
Rock’s attorney, John Mayoue of Atlanta, said a Bulloch County judge sent results of the paternity test to lawyers on both sides of the case.
“The results of the test are that Chris Rock is not the father of this child,” Mayoue said. “It is conclusive.”
The mother, however, disputed the test results.
Kali Bowyer, who lives in Bulloch County west of Savannah, tried in March to file a paternity lawsuit against Rock seeking child support and medical coverage for her son, Jordan. She withdrew the lawsuit after court officials told her it was outside the southeast Georgia county’s jurisdiction because Rock is a New Jersey resident.
However, Rock asked the Georgia court in April to start paternity proceedings to resolve the case. Bulloch County Superior Court Judge John R. Turner ordered DNA testing on Rock and the boy June 8.
Rock and his wife, Malaak, said in a statement Monday they were happy to put the case to rest. They accused Bowyer of telling “multiple lies” to sell her story to tabloids.
“We also express our deepest prayers for the welfare of Ms. Bowyer’s son who has continually been embarrassed and exposed in the media by his mother,” Rock’s statement said.
Bowyer said Monday she had never received money for her story and she believed Rock had violated a confidentiality agreement by making the paternity test results public.
LMFAO @ Chris Rock expressing “his deepest prayers” for the “welfare of Ms. Bowyer’s son”. That shit was slick as hell, and very unneeded. I love it.
Dear TMZ/CHRIS ROCK
Please see the attached email from Chris Rocks lawyer (the one who I had been beating down his door), but gee I thought he said I never talked to them, I guess they forgot that I kept all the emails, all the phone records, along with written correspondence documentation over the past years. Chris is the one who is full of shit. We are having a second test done (that was agreed upon in court, perhaps he forgot that also), and still have to go to mediation.(did not get the memo in regards to the protective order?) guess he left that out of his statement. Maybe if someone has career in slandering white people he should not sleep with them at the same time! Just a thought. Maybe the washed up comic who’s last movie sucked, should be tested for Alzheimer’s disease, he sure forgets a lot these days. No I do not have an extensive criminal record! I hardly call a first offenses DUI an hardened criminal, or a misdemeanor for that matter! I have a question to Chris are you still abusing those prescriptions? You did not ask the courts for help you dumb ass, I did and when told I could not request a DNA test because of where you lived, and the biggest bad ass paternity lawyer was coming after you, that is when you filed here. Get it straight. I got the copies of that to! Oh, not to mention the phone records that show every phone call to your sorry ass lawyer in CA. Feel sorry for my son, no bitch feel sorry for your dysfunctional marriage. FYI, keep in your pants you would not have problems if ya’ did! Remember the model, if you forgot her here is just a reminder for you http://www.knbc.com/entertainment/8982842/detail.html .
See You Court,
Kali Bowyer
I am so glad Chris is not the daddy because that woman was nasty!
Well I am glad to hear that he is not the father. And this chick needs to proof her so called “letters”, she sounds like a crazy bitch, when she could have done it in a better fashion, lol
Whew!! That’s a big sigh of relief! So glad to see that this is all taken care of. Chris Rock is one of my heroes! I’m a standup comedienne in NYC and I need someone to look up to, dammit!
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