Usher’s messing with another girl. ANOTHER GIRLLL!

A damn shame. Usher done hooked another girl, lucky ass mofo. Already got a chick and he wants more. That ungrateful bastard.  

Picture spotted at A Hot Mess! 

Snap for the kids.

50 Cent featuring Original YT OG & Timbaland – She Wants It.

Lemme start by saying this. I like 50 Cent. Well kinda-sorta. And I like this track, which was originally titled AYO Pornography, then AYO Technology, when Fif said fuck it and titled it She Wants It. 50 is reeeeeally paper chasin’ on this record, forreal. He suits the Timbaland fad well, in a track where he describes a pretty smashable chick, who sexes like hell, and gets you sprung to the max. This song is not the best lyrically, but I think we’ve heard worse….

Nicole Scherzinger & T.I. - Whatever You Like

I don’t care that she stole the beat from Chilli, who got a Blindfold Me rip-off from Polow da Don. I like her. She’s the safer Kim Kardashian, she’s fine as hell. The lyrics to this song are what make it hot, and her delivery… lawd knows it’s HOT. T.I. pisses me off for other reasons at the moment, but his verse was pretty good. Peep this one.

 

Mario – No Definition

Mario’s got that comeback, no joke. That hubba bubba. I dig both of his albums, and his third effort, Go!, is shaping up to be pretty hot. On the Timbaland track, Mario confesses how his relationship with this one chick was special in the respect that they weren’t all that important to each other. The lyrics are clever, and I like it.

Is you HONGRAY!?

Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri went on vacation and managed to get their picture taken, proving once for all that Janet Jackson is dark-skinned like I THOUGHT she was. But to say they looked good would be to admit that O.J. really did kill that YT chick, aka never gonna happen. Witness the horror under the cut.

This calls for drastic measures.

 

Yes, I used this pic on purpose.

FUCK YOU AMERICA! Kelly Rowland has too many haters right now to NOT sell more than T.I., whose latest effort can kick rocks as far as I am concerned[1].

T.I. TOO MUCH: Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. will have the best-selling album in the country next week. Better known as Atlanta rapper T.I., the Grammy-winning hip-hop star’s new release, T.I. vs. T.I.P., on his own Grand Hustle label through Atlantic, looks headed over the 500k mark, heating up the summer sales season and easily making him next week’s #1 album. Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland is up next with her sophomore album for Columbia, Ms. Kelly, the follow-up to her 2002 effort, Simply Deep, on target for sales over 100k, according to reports from retailers still recovering from Fourth of July fireworks. RCA’s new Velvet Revolver album, Libertad, the successor to the 2004 double-platinum debut, Contraband, sees the rock supergroup at, or just shy of, the 100k mark. (HITS)

I mean seriously! Does T.I. even have time to even PROMOTE T.I. vs. T.I.P. with scheduling conflicts like his split personalities constant agrument over who’s really fucking Tiny, and Tiny herself, with her female “needs” (she’s horny), and the fact that nigga really needs to step up his hiding his herpes lookin’-lip game? Come on now! I give up on people, seriously.

[1] The rap fan in me loved the T.I. record, however the threat of Mathew’s belt hitting America’s ass like it did the UK is scaring the hell outta me.

Keeping up with the chil’ren of Mat and Tina.

property of Boo Goo Doo Boom.

SOLANGE has her birthday party.

THE DYNAMIC DUO buys some shit in NYC.

KELLY ROWLAND is flopping in the UK, the UK to perish in Mathew’s flames.

Why I hate divas.

Seems like Diana Ross screwed the pooch, again. And this time the pooch did not leave money on the nightstand, it made a new tell-all book. And guess what, you guys? Diana Ross was a bitch to work with. Like you didn’t know that.

Diana Ross may have been a Motown goddess, but she was a devil as a boss, according to a new bio.

“Most of the time, Diana’s emotional outbursts were about things that really didn’t matter much to anyone but her,” writes J. Randy Taraborrelli in his “Diana Ross,” out in September from Citadel Press.

The one-time Supreme fired her entire staff, for instance, after unflattering stories about her found their way into the papers. Not satisfied to stop there, Taraborelli says, she bad-mouthed eight of her former assistants in a letter.

“If I let an employee go, it’s because either their work or their personal habits are not acceptable to me,” wrote Ross. “I do not recommend these people. In fact, if you hear from these people and they use my name as a reference, I wish to be contacted.”

This is not even the half of it. Apparently Joan Tracee had something to do with it also, just for the fact that her mother was a crazy chick.

But it was personal assistant Michael Browne who hefted the heaviest load of Ross’ whims, Taraborelli says.

He put up with her then-9-year-old daughter, Tracee, who was known for carrying a notebook and pencil everywhere she went. If she saw one of Ross’ functionaries doing something she thought was wrong, she would quickly jot it down and later report it to her mother, says the author.

Just before Christmas one year, Ross flipped out when Browne failed at his task of hiding $100,000 worth of wrapped presents on a private jet Ross and her daughters were taking to Vegas.

“I thought I told you I didn’t want to see a single present,” hissed Ross when she spotted one under her then-8-year-old daughter Chudney’s seat. “Not one single present. … Is it so much to ask?”

Them Rosses be trippin’. That diva shit is a real turn-off too, that’s why she BOTHERS me. If it was the 70’s, I WOULDNOT smash.

While I was gone….

While I was gone from the BLUEPRINT..

The BET Awards were held, Beyoncé stole from YT again, 50 made a fucking fool of himself, and Kanye West & Cassie went Tokyo. The little girl in some of y’all rejoiced (I, a guy on the otherhand didn’t give a fuck), when the Spice Girls reunited and planned their world tour, Tiger Woods had his lil seed, Lauryn Hill came out in public and scared mutiple children, Amerie showed them legs and made a BANGER, my nigga HOV put Lil’ Wayne in is fucking lane, Ashanti came out of her shell and made me happy, Kelly Rowland is COMING OUT you guys!, and a son of bitch called Beyoncé a “roboho“.

OH, and ISAIAH WASHINGTON IS A FUNNY ASS NIGGA.

Excuse Me, Again.

I haven’t posting lately but after the BET Awards expect a rundown of THAT, info on Foxy Brown’s troubling ass, Tiger Woods’ seed and much much more.

Tiffany Evans & Ciara – Promise Ring

I’ve had this song since April on my iPod and it hasn’t stopped being in heavy rotation. Alot of people may remember Tiffany Evans from all the hype she got in ‘03 after winning Star Search, singing the National Anthem for the NFL, and appearing on MTV’s You Hear It First segment. I am definitly a fan. Especially after hearing her other song Girl Gone Wild (produced by my favorite producer, Timbaland). And having Ciara on the track does not hurt at all.

Upgrades.

 

Jim Jones’ words of wisdom. CRUNK + DISORDERLY.

Zoe Kravitz may be Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s seed, but she’s no ho. THE BEATNIKS.

The reason why I am a strong believer of Hurricane Rihanna: She can sing, snitches! THINK2WICE.

Please, y’all give Kelly Rowland a break. A HOT MESS.

Tips from my favorite weird artist, Kelis. BOSSIP.